Children like to be invited to sleep over at a friend’s
house, or to go to a birthday party. They like to be included in the activities
of other children and their families. Kids like to socialize, laugh…all part of
belonging. So, it was with this in mind,
that Cherry sat her 5th Grade son down and opened the conversation…
“Sweetheart, you’ll be invited to friend’s homes soon
enough. You are basically the new kid again.”
The new kid…either a blessing or a curse. And, for my
son…the social ninja…to not have been accepted back into his various public
school friend groups…the ones he had before I yanked him out and dropped him into
private school again…to then be yanked out and dropped back into public…well,
it was devastating.
“Its okay, Honey. So…you aren’t being invited to the
parties. We are just out of the social loop. Remember, when we were off in
private school and swimming…they were living their lives. It’s what happens.
You have to stay engaged in friendships.”
Silence from one very sad, little boy. “Listen, Sweetheart.
This is just about getting back into the friendships that you have…and creating
new ones. I have a great idea…we will throw the Halloween Party of the
Century…invite the entire 5th Grade…and you just watch what happens.
Nothing like throwing a great party to meet new people.”
“Mom, no one will come. I’m not popular anymore and my
friends aren’t letting me back into our group.”
“Oh, they’ll come alright. You just watch.”
So, since Cherry was in charge of the school directory
(thank you very much)…and a Home Room Mom…she blanketed the 5th
Grade with invitations…both via the U. S. Mail…and back packs. Over one hundred
kids were invited…sixty RSVP’d. Well
over one hundred plus kids were dropped on the doorstep. It was a drop and run.
Apparently, her son’s party had become a date night for many of the parents.
And, she was unknowingly contributing to the “happy couple/adult/cocktail” program
all over community.
The home and yard had been artistically turned into a horrifying,
spooky, creepy, haunted house…complete with Grimm Reapers (aka teenagers)
roaming through the levels of the home, terrifying unsuspecting ten year olds.
A Gypsy Fortune Teller (aka her beautiful daughter) in the front room…telling
“fortunes”…which was somehow turned into a ‘does so and so like me?’
opportunity by all of the little girls, and a ‘let’s stare at his sister’s
boobs’ night for the boys. In the living room, a death match had begun on the Dance
Dance Revolution Pads, with the game blasting on the big screen. It became all
about boys vs. girls, of course. The girls blew them out of the water. Surround
sound Halloween music and pop blasting through the house…strobe lights turning
the living room into a club scene. Total and complete…anarchy.
The kitchen was filled with the gross and gooey…which they
took great delight in eating. One little boy would walk around with the Zombie
Fingers Cookies (thank you, Martha Stewart)…and make it a big production as he
consumed the sugar cookie flesh. Every flavor of soda flowed, Skittles were
hitting their system. Dry ice was in and under everything. “Miss Cherry, this
food is so gross and scary…but it’s sooooo gooooood!!!!!”
For Miss Cherry and Miss Melissa (best other 5th
Grade Mom in the World)…there was vodka. A full handle of vodka and a Cosmo set
up. It made sense. Vodka rich Cosmos for the stupid adults, soda for the ten
year olds. Miss Melissa was dressed in a red body suit, complete with a red
sequined devil’s tail and horn…and a pitchfork…which she used effectively. Miss
Cherry couldn’t dress in her normal Halloween costume…Monica Lewinsky…which she
understood to be inappropriate to the age group. She had to settle for either a
last minute lame vampire or exhausted Mom…so she decided to go with both.
“Do you see little Arianna up on the hearth?”
“Is she dressed as a Go Go Dancer? What is that costume?”
“Well, she’s in her own little world on that hearth. She’s
been up there the entire party, and won’t let anyone up there to dance with
her. What are your thoughts on that Miss Melissa?”
“Stripper. Future Stripper.”
“Yep. That little girl has a bright future in the adult
entertainment industry.”
About that time, Cherry was joined by another Grimm
Reaper…one of her son’s best friends…the cutest little girl in the 5th
Grade…Sydney. She has opted out of all
princess, Go Go Dancer…girly costumes…and has decided to express her inner
sarcastic darkness. She slides up out of nowhere…“Hello, Miss Cherry. So, I
scared you good, huh?”
“Yes, you did…Miss Sydney…you Grimm Reaper, you. What are
those girls doing over there?”
“Where?”
“In the middle of the dance floor…what are they doing? What
is that dance?”
And, about that time…one of the little girls notices she’s
being watched and says…”Miss Cherry, may we please pop?”
“What’s popping?”
“It’s just a dance, Miss Cherry. It’s a lot of fun.”
“Sure, sweetheart…pop away.”
Back to Sydney. “So, how is your Mom?”
“Miss Cherry?”
“Yes”
“When they ask you if they can pop, you should say no. It’s
a “no popping” dance floor.”
Cherry and Melissa turn around to see these little girls all
popping their behinds up like strippers, and Arianna on the hearth adding the
popping to her repertoire.
"NO POPPING!!!!!”
And, they resume their normal dance moves. Little tricky ghouls. Don’t
dress like a princess and act like a stripper. Anyway, turning back to grab her
Cosmo…thin air.
“Sydney, have you seen Miss Cherry’s Cosmo? I keep setting
them down, and I can’t find them once I do.”
“Well, it was here…but Cody has been stealing your drinks
all night for a group of boys. You shouldn’t put your drink down, Miss Cherry.
They distract you…and then, take your drink and share it. Actually, they are
getting kinda drunk. One of them was running from one of the teenagers dressed
as a Grimm Reaper and ran right into a door.”
Great. So, after an Executive meeting with Miss Melissa…a
pact was made not to sacrifice one more ounce of vodka out of neglect. Sneaky
little ghouls. Need to keep them organized and busy.
“Okay kids, time for the scavenger hunt. I’m going to divide
you into groups of twenty and assign you a teenager or adult. We are going to
go out into the neighborhood, try to get the things on our lists…and the first
group back wins!”
No response. A strobe light going off, silent stares.
Finally, one of their leaders stepped up to say…. “WE WANT TO STAY HERE AND
PLAY DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “ To which all of the kids started
cheering him on. And to top it off, Arianna is refusing to leave the hearth. Drunk,
stripper dancing, sneaky, tricky…uncooperative…little ghouls. Adults rule, kids
drool.
Eventually, the first several groups out into the
neighborhood. Made Cherry turn to Melissa and say…”I’ll tell you what…when I
was a kid, scavenger hunts were too cool. Neighbors handed you the paper clip,
rubber band, toilet roll, old newspaper…and whatever else a Mom put on the
list. Just so you could bring back your loot and make the art project. Maybe
they’ll enjoy the Halloween Party art project.” Miss Melissa had her doubts.
Unfortunately, time had taken its toll on the scavenger hunt
from the 60’s and 70’s. It was a million years later, and outdated…from the
perspective of a 5th Grader. The hunt was non-party-productive.
“Miss Cherry, Miss Gladys on the corner said to tell you
that ‘if one more group of screaming kids comes to her front door for a toilet
roll…she’s calling the cops’…and that she will want the toilet paper, rubber
bands and paper clips back after your Halloween fiasco.”
There you go…Gladys had no sense of wonderment. Who would
call the cops on a 5th Grade Monster Mash? Easy answer…grumpy
neighbors who never turned their lights on for the kids at Halloween. I guess
the ten year olds pushed right through the lack of holiday cooperation, and
were going for the gold. Maybe, Cody and his gang were adding “Bud Light” to
their list…who knows? But, since a cop shut down would be damaging to the party
purpose, kids were herded back, and candied up. This suited those ghouls just
fine. They danced and ran around in the house. Miss Melissa and Miss Cherry
drank their vodka. It was a win-win. No cops were called to the scene.
Parents started showing up to pick up their kiddos. Cherry
and Melissa had a nice visit with Arianna’s Mom who thought Arianna had special
talents, and then, dragged her off the hearth.
Then, they took Cody’s Mom aside to discuss the accidental
alcohol intake. Her reply…”That kid steals alcohol all of the time. We had to
install a lock on the liquor cabinet. He’s a handful. (wink) Do you have a
Cosmo for me?”
So, all of the kids went away sugared up and beyond happy.
The parents didn’t have to roam the neighborhood for hours…and Cherry’s son
made more friends than he could ever imagine. He had the party of the world…in
5th Grade terms. Matter of fact…this prompted the question…”Miss Cherry,
will you have another Halloween Party next year when we are in 6th
Grade?”
She had to think about that one. After all, having taught 6th
Grade Religious Education at St. Maria’s for years, she knew what happened
mid-year in the 6th Grade….the conversion. The conversion from sweet
kid to…”I’m almost in Junior High.” It was the time when they were nearing that
twelve year old mark in life…and attitude started emerging…and the phrase…”That
sucks!”…entered their vocabulary. They’d be kissing in the bathrooms, breaking
up and going steady…stealing more alcohol. But…really…Halloween did fall before
the mid-year mark. It just might be doable.
“I’m not so sure, sweetheart. Maybe…if y’all are really good
for your parents and teachers over the next year, we’ll see. Being that y’all
are a bunch of ghouls…zombies…pirates…ninjas…ghosts…well, what can I expect?
Full of mischief, all of you!”…a wink and a smile.
When it is all said and done…honestly…happy little ghoul
equals a happy Mom. So, it takes you a couple of months to fully recover all of
the stolen martini glasses from wherever Cody hid them? So, what? Think of it all as hidden treasure,
and you’ll do be just fine.
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